15 November 2012

Top Geeky Quotes

Guys today I decided let's have some fun , so here are a few funny Geeky quotes that you might like ;)
1.Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.

2.Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

3.To err is human... to really f*ck up requires the root password.

4.My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

5.There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't

6.Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled "My Computer". Double click on it.User: What's your computer doing on mine?"

7.Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

8.Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, You should change them regularly, And you shouldn't loan them out .

9.Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”

I know there's more out there ! , share your favourite quote with me in the comments 

if you want to read up more on this topic you can always ask Me in the Comments or Google :)
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